Pixie Picketts LMP - Enigma Wellness - Dear Customer Service Rep

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HEALING SESSIONS

$50 - 30 Mins. Massage Session

$80 - 60 Mins. Massage Session

$125 - 90 Mins. Massage Session

$150 - Cacao Session, 90 minutes of one-on-one life coaching, massage therapy and energy healing while sipping warm ceremonial cacao to open up your heart chakra.

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PACKAGES

$199 - Neck, Back & Shoulder Package

3 - 30 Mins. massages focused on your arms, shoulders, neck and upper back.
1 - 60 Mins. massage

3 Packs - Save 10%
$135 - 30 Mins. Massage (Save $15, Reg. $150)
$215 - 60 Mins. Massage (Save $24, Reg. $240)
$325 - 90 Mins. Massage (Save $50, Reg. $375)

6 Packs - Save 20%
$240 - 30 Mins. Massage (Save $60, Reg. $300)
$400 - 60 Mins. Massage (Save $80, Reg. $480)
$625 - 90 Mins. Massage (Save $125, Reg. $750)

Mayan Ceremonial Grade Cacao

Feel your heart chakra open and your energy renew when sipping Mayan ceremonial grade cacao imported from Guatemala by Keith's Cacao. Cacao is a super food in and of itself but combine it with massage and energy work and you'll experience a deeper healing. Invidual cacao sessions involve sipping a cup of freshly brewed cacao imbued with intentions set just for your personal healing. After the cacao has begun to work its magic, you will also receive bodywork and energy work combined with personal spiritual coaching to lead you into your deepest potential of healing.

Add Cacao + $10 to any one session

CACAO CEREMONY, Special Introductory Price $200.00
. . . for up to 8 persons. Invite 7 of your friends to experience the magic of a personalized cacao ceremony. Mayan ceremonial grade cacao is brewed with hot water, Cinnamon, ginger and other spices while being gently imbued with the love and light of healing intentions for your group. Sip warm cacao while learning the story of how cacao came to us on Oahu. The healing power of cacao will open up your heart chakra for a deeper healing.

$25 for each additional person over 8. Perfect for a girls' night gathering.

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Pixie's Blog

Dear Customer Service Rep

Tuesday, May 11 2010

Dear Customer Service Rep:

Yes, you can have my account number and my name.

I'm sorry. What was your name again. You were talking so fast, I didn't catch it.

Yes, you can help me. As soon as you take a deep breath or pause in your pitch, I'll let you know what I need.

No, I don't need all that auxiliary information. I have already taken those steps. If you STOP TALKING long enough to let me tell you what I need, you can help me.

What do I need to do now?

Yes, I understand what you just said but what do you need from me?

What's my next step?

Do you need anything else from me?

I repeat: Do you need anything else from me?

I'm sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me the first time because YOU ARE NOT LISTENING: what do I need to do next? Not 14 days from now. Not six months from now. RIGHT NOW! WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?

No, customer service rep, you can't help me any further. You have helped me more than I can bear. Have a nice day.

Warmly,
Pixie

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